Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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