You work out of a Hotel?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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