We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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