Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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