Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
