Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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