Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
