I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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