The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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