i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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