she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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