brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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