matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Shame - the story of my life.
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