I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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