Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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