I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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