thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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