Don't you send me to vm
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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