Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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