HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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