Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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