grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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