Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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