Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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