I hope mine doesn't look like that
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
