Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize