If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
