I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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