Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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