Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
its not stalking. its research.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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