do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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