i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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