So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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