I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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