oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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