I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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