you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Let's get the cat blown out
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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