the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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