Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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