I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
