I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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