he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i love accidental penises.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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