Dual....:-)
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Okay Iโll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
Thatโs probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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