"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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