I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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