what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
