The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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