yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize