i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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