i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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