Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So vagazzling was a success
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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