Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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