There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Dicks are not precious.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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