I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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